tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6159853221649290892024-03-08T13:03:15.650-08:00Messages BucketAryanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13298010673443125259noreply@blogger.comBlogger178125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-615985322164929089.post-53430486081319183182012-07-05T08:41:00.007-07:002012-07-05T08:41:55.446-07:00Similarity between FACEBOOK & JAIL:<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
similarity between FACEBOOK & JAIL:<br />In both case people sit, waste time and writes on walls!<br />:-)</div>Aryanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13298010673443125259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-615985322164929089.post-1920154720306840952012-07-05T08:41:00.002-07:002012-07-05T08:41:17.469-07:00Someday u may lose<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Someday u may lose ur hair.<div>
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.</div>
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But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.</div>
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coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!</div>
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Heart of Boy is like a temple! <div>
Holy,Truthful,Pure</div>
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T<span style="background-color: white;">hats why,when boys say:- I LOVE YOU, </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Girls remove their slippers…!!!</span></div>
</div>Aryanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13298010673443125259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-615985322164929089.post-64997903759809588532012-07-05T08:39:00.004-07:002012-07-05T08:39:40.067-07:00My eyes r filled with full of Tear..<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
My eyes r filled with full of Tear..<br />My heart burned with fire.<br />When u called me as a ' BROTHER '.</div>Aryanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13298010673443125259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-615985322164929089.post-7200977594663039472012-07-05T08:39:00.000-07:002012-07-05T08:39:08.486-07:00Every Girl Wants A Guy<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Every Girl Wants A Guy<br />Who Hugs Her When They're Watching A Scary Or Romantic Movie,<br />Who Gives Her His Jacket Even When He Himself Is Feeling Cold,<br />Who Will Always Be The One To Make Her Laugh,<br />Most Importantly He Will Love Her For Who She Is !<br />That Guy Is What Google Calls "No Result Found" ..</div>Aryanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13298010673443125259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-615985322164929089.post-82846822505557575802012-07-05T08:38:00.004-07:002012-07-05T08:38:32.458-07:00A perfect girl !!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
A perfect girl<br />Doesn't bother,<br />Doesn't shout,<br />Doesn't flirt with others,<br />Doesn't lies,<br />Doesn't cheat,<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />And<br />.<br />.<br />Doesn't exists :p<br /><br />Clappinggg!!</div>Aryanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13298010673443125259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-615985322164929089.post-35655085028981970062012-07-05T08:37:00.006-07:002012-07-05T08:37:55.414-07:00Announcement in a college:<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Announcement in a college:<br />Students who have parked their vehicles in front of the gate. plz move their vehicles to the parking area!!<br /><br />after 30 mints another announcements:<br />the 400 students who went to move 10 vehicles plz come back to the classes!<br /><br /><br />thats college life.</div>Aryanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13298010673443125259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-615985322164929089.post-64340184187771884172012-07-05T08:37:00.002-07:002012-07-05T08:37:18.126-07:00DHOOM 3<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Jhohn, Rhritk and Amir on BIKE<br />Wid speed of 200km/hr<br />&<br />.<br />Rajanikant overtakes them<br />Wid Bicycle n says<br />"Beta Save Fuel Use cycle":)</div>Aryanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13298010673443125259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-615985322164929089.post-78976094682162158042012-07-05T08:36:00.005-07:002012-07-05T08:36:44.695-07:00Question by a student !!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Question by a student !!<br />If a single teacher can't<br />teach us all the subjects,<br />Then...<br />How could you expect a single student<br />to learn all subjects ?</div>Aryanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13298010673443125259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-615985322164929089.post-88039105317715660742012-07-05T08:36:00.001-07:002012-07-05T08:36:14.743-07:00Two Best Advices For Safe Life :<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Two Best Advices For Safe Life :<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />1. Always Speak The Truth, No Matter How Bitter Harsh It Is ..<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />2. Run Immediately After Saying It..:)</div>Aryanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13298010673443125259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-615985322164929089.post-3364683505708246002012-07-05T08:35:00.005-07:002012-07-05T08:35:43.787-07:00A special poem only for you<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
A poem only for you:<br />Inky pinky ponkey<br />message reader DONKEY.<br />Reader very angry<br />Sender very HAPPY!<br />Inky pinky ponky<br />Msg reader donkey...!</div>Aryanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13298010673443125259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-615985322164929089.post-2459954749202592262012-07-05T08:34:00.004-07:002012-07-05T08:34:29.287-07:00Boy Said, Sorry !!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Boy Did The Mistake,<br />Girl Shoutd At Him,<br />Boy Said, Sorry<br /><br />Girl Did The Mistake,<br />Boy Shoutd At Her,<br />Girl Start Cryng,<br />Boy Said Sorry</div>Aryanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13298010673443125259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-615985322164929089.post-29306277794098018522012-07-05T08:33:00.001-07:002012-07-05T08:33:36.793-07:00What is FACEBOOK?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
What is *FACEBOOK*?<br />F=FAKE ID<br />A=AWARENESS<br />C=CHEAT<br />E=EARNESTY<br />B=(BEST<br />O=ONE KIND<br />O=OF<br />K=KICK)</div>Aryanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13298010673443125259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-615985322164929089.post-32227447711392917522012-06-25T21:48:00.001-07:002012-06-25T21:48:05.461-07:00Nothing ka kiya matlb hai?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Pathan : Nothing ka kiya matlb hai?<br /><br />Frnd : kuch nahi<br /><br />Pathan : o yaraa aesa nai hota<br />yar jb b koi word banta hai<br />toh us ka koi matlb b hota hai :-)}</div>Aryanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13298010673443125259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-615985322164929089.post-14688222584722976002012-06-25T21:47:00.003-07:002012-06-25T21:47:35.111-07:00McDonald’s chale...?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Girl: McDonald’s chale...?<br />Boy: Spelling bolo to hi jayenge.<br />.<br />Girl: 1 kam karo KFC chalte h...<br />Boy: KFC ka Fullform bolo<br />.<br />Girl: Rehne de kamine, samosa hi khila de....</div>Aryanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13298010673443125259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-615985322164929089.post-23271755072876082972012-06-25T21:47:00.001-07:002012-06-25T21:47:01.439-07:00Boy n girl on fb<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Boy n girl on fb<br /><br />girl:- “u never smile na??”<br /><br />boy:-“hw can u say dis??”<br />...<br />girl:-“ur smiling pics r mising here”<br /><br />boy:-“ok then …do u bath daily??”<br /><br />girl:-“ya ofcorse..y u asking??”<br /><br />boy:-“no, I hvnt seen .any pic….”</div>Aryanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13298010673443125259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-615985322164929089.post-69363259781270857212012-06-25T21:46:00.001-07:002012-06-25T21:46:08.072-07:00Girl- mere b'day par bahut costly gift dena.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Girl- mere b'day par bahut costly gift dena.<br />Boy-ok.<br /><br />on the b'day.....<br />Boy- your gift....<br />Girl- how sweet!!!!!:):).<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />is mein kya hai.............?????<br /><br />Boy- petrol mein tale paneer ke<br />pakore...!!!!!</div>Aryanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13298010673443125259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-615985322164929089.post-2901611595668640752012-06-25T21:45:00.001-07:002012-06-25T21:45:24.113-07:00BAWAL YE KR K JAYENGE<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
ANNA HAZARE ko dhekh kr 4 Yrs ka Baccha bola- <div>
Koi inhe rok lo Nhi to meri HISTORY me 1chapter or add ho jyega. </div>
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BAWAL YE KR K JAYENGE SAWAL HUMSE PUCHHE JAYENGE</div>
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Boy Friend on phone:<br />Hi dear muje teri bahut yaad aa rahi hai<br />I seriously miss u!<br /><br />GF: Abhi to baat ki humne<br />BF: Arey phirse tuje hi lag gaya, Sorry!</div>Aryanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13298010673443125259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-615985322164929089.post-24539600962451837742012-06-25T21:43:00.001-07:002012-06-25T21:43:29.131-07:00What is your mother’s name?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Sweet Ans. by Child in School Interviewer:<br />Teacher: What is your mother’s name?<br />Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,<br />Bas..<br />pyar se MAA kehta hu.</div>Aryanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13298010673443125259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-615985322164929089.post-39297409949036108902012-06-25T21:41:00.003-07:002012-06-25T21:41:52.622-07:00SwamiG Mera Puja Me Mann Nai Lagta!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
1 Bhakt Ashram Me Jake SwamiG Se-<div>
SwamiG Mera Puja Me Mann Nai Lagta! </div>
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Kya Karu? </div>
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Swami:Us Puja Ko Mere Pass Bhejo </div>
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Shayad Mera Man Lag jae!</div>
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Platform Par Saaman Ke Dher Ke Sath<br />Baitha Dekh Kuli Ne Puchha-<br />Madam..Coolie Chahiye?<br />Mahila-<br />Nahi Mere PATI Hain Mere Sath.!!</div>Aryanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13298010673443125259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-615985322164929089.post-4868302015130234972012-06-25T21:40:00.001-07:002012-06-25T21:40:13.157-07:00Thakur ye mobile humko de de<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Gabbar:Thakur ye mobile humko de de<br />.<br />.<br />Thakur:Dekh yr hath-pair ka mazak thik h,<br />mobile se majak masti nhi,<br />facebok chalu h or Bsnti online he. . !</div>Aryanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13298010673443125259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-615985322164929089.post-27541161999421540432012-06-25T21:39:00.001-07:002012-06-25T21:39:33.608-07:00Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya? .<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho? <div>
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya? . </div>
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Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu . </div>
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Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye…</div>
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Ldka-I LUV U<br />Ldki-sry main kisi or se pyarkrti hu<br />Ldka udas ho gya phr achanak bhagne laga or bola-<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Teri mummy ko Btaunga.<br />Ldki-Ruk Ja kamine i LUV U 2.</div>Aryanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13298010673443125259noreply@blogger.com0