Similarity between FACEBOOK & JAIL:

similarity between FACEBOOK & JAIL:
In both case people sit, waste time and writes on walls!
:-)

Someday u may lose

Someday u may lose ur hair.

u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.

But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.

coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!

Heart of Boy is like a temple!

Heart of Boy is like a temple! 

Holy,Truthful,Pure

.

.

 

Thats why,when boys say:- I LOVE YOU, 

Girls remove their slippers…!!!

My eyes r filled with full of Tear..

My eyes r filled with full of Tear..
My heart burned with fire.
When u called me as a ' BROTHER '.

Every Girl Wants A Guy

Every Girl Wants A Guy
Who Hugs Her When They're Watching A Scary Or Romantic Movie,
Who Gives Her His Jacket Even When He Himself Is Feeling Cold,
Who Will Always Be The One To Make Her Laugh,
Most Importantly He Will Love Her For Who She Is !
That Guy Is What Google Calls "No Result Found" ..

A perfect girl !!

A perfect girl
Doesn't bother,
Doesn't shout,
Doesn't flirt with others,
Doesn't lies,
Doesn't cheat,
.
.
.
And
.
.
Doesn't exists :p

Clappinggg!!

Announcement in a college:

Announcement in a college:
Students who have parked their vehicles in front of the gate. plz move their vehicles to the parking area!!

after 30 mints another announcements:
the 400 students who went to move 10 vehicles plz come back to the classes!


thats college life.

DHOOM 3

Jhohn, Rhritk and Amir on BIKE
Wid speed of 200km/hr
&
.
Rajanikant overtakes them
Wid Bicycle n says
"Beta Save Fuel Use cycle":)

Question by a student !!

Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can't
teach us all the subjects,
Then...
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?

Two Best Advices For Safe Life :

Two Best Advices For Safe Life :
.
.
.
1. Always Speak The Truth, No Matter How Bitter Harsh It Is ..
.
.
.
.
2. Run Immediately After Saying It..:)

A special poem only for you

A poem only for you:
Inky pinky ponkey
message reader DONKEY.
Reader very angry
Sender very HAPPY!
Inky pinky ponky
Msg reader donkey...!

Boy Said, Sorry !!

Boy Did The Mistake,
Girl Shoutd At Him,
Boy Said, Sorry

Girl Did The Mistake,
Boy Shoutd At Her,
Girl Start Cryng,
Boy Said Sorry

What is FACEBOOK?

What is *FACEBOOK*?
F=FAKE ID
A=AWARENESS
C=CHEAT
E=EARNESTY
B=(BEST
O=ONE KIND
O=OF
K=KICK)

Nothing ka kiya matlb hai?

Pathan : Nothing ka kiya matlb hai?

Frnd : kuch nahi

Pathan : o yaraa aesa nai hota
yar jb b koi word banta hai
toh us ka koi matlb b hota hai :-)}

McDonald’s chale...?

Girl: McDonald’s chale...?
Boy: Spelling bolo to hi jayenge.
.
Girl: 1 kam karo KFC chalte h...
Boy: KFC ka Fullform bolo
.
Girl: Rehne de kamine, samosa hi khila de....