Similarity between FACEBOOK & JAIL:

similarity between FACEBOOK & JAIL:
In both case people sit, waste time and writes on walls!
:-)

Someday u may lose

Someday u may lose ur hair.

u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.

But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.

coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!

Heart of Boy is like a temple!

Heart of Boy is like a temple! 

Holy,Truthful,Pure

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Thats why,when boys say:- I LOVE YOU, 

Girls remove their slippers…!!!

My eyes r filled with full of Tear..

My eyes r filled with full of Tear..
My heart burned with fire.
When u called me as a ' BROTHER '.

Every Girl Wants A Guy

Every Girl Wants A Guy
Who Hugs Her When They're Watching A Scary Or Romantic Movie,
Who Gives Her His Jacket Even When He Himself Is Feeling Cold,
Who Will Always Be The One To Make Her Laugh,
Most Importantly He Will Love Her For Who She Is !
That Guy Is What Google Calls "No Result Found" ..

A perfect girl !!

A perfect girl
Doesn't bother,
Doesn't shout,
Doesn't flirt with others,
Doesn't lies,
Doesn't cheat,
.
.
.
And
.
.
Doesn't exists :p

Clappinggg!!

Announcement in a college:

Announcement in a college:
Students who have parked their vehicles in front of the gate. plz move their vehicles to the parking area!!

after 30 mints another announcements:
the 400 students who went to move 10 vehicles plz come back to the classes!


thats college life.

DHOOM 3

Jhohn, Rhritk and Amir on BIKE
Wid speed of 200km/hr
&
.
Rajanikant overtakes them
Wid Bicycle n says
"Beta Save Fuel Use cycle":)

Question by a student !!

Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can't
teach us all the subjects,
Then...
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?

Two Best Advices For Safe Life :

Two Best Advices For Safe Life :
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.
1. Always Speak The Truth, No Matter How Bitter Harsh It Is ..
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2. Run Immediately After Saying It..:)

A special poem only for you

A poem only for you:
Inky pinky ponkey
message reader DONKEY.
Reader very angry
Sender very HAPPY!
Inky pinky ponky
Msg reader donkey...!

Boy Said, Sorry !!

Boy Did The Mistake,
Girl Shoutd At Him,
Boy Said, Sorry

Girl Did The Mistake,
Boy Shoutd At Her,
Girl Start Cryng,
Boy Said Sorry

What is FACEBOOK?

What is *FACEBOOK*?
F=FAKE ID
A=AWARENESS
C=CHEAT
E=EARNESTY
B=(BEST
O=ONE KIND
O=OF
K=KICK)

Nothing ka kiya matlb hai?

Pathan : Nothing ka kiya matlb hai?

Frnd : kuch nahi

Pathan : o yaraa aesa nai hota
yar jb b koi word banta hai
toh us ka koi matlb b hota hai :-)}

McDonald’s chale...?

Girl: McDonald’s chale...?
Boy: Spelling bolo to hi jayenge.
.
Girl: 1 kam karo KFC chalte h...
Boy: KFC ka Fullform bolo
.
Girl: Rehne de kamine, samosa hi khila de....

Boy n girl on fb

Boy n girl on fb

girl:- “u never smile na??”

boy:-“hw can u say dis??”
...
girl:-“ur smiling pics r mising here”

boy:-“ok then …do u bath daily??”

girl:-“ya ofcorse..y u asking??”

boy:-“no, I hvnt seen .any pic….”

Girl- mere b'day par bahut costly gift dena.

Girl- mere b'day par bahut costly gift dena.
Boy-ok.

on the b'day.....
Boy- your gift....
Girl- how sweet!!!!!:):).
.
.
.
is mein kya hai.............?????

Boy- petrol mein tale paneer ke
pakore...!!!!!

BAWAL YE KR K JAYENGE

ANNA HAZARE ko dhekh kr 4 Yrs ka Baccha bola- 

Koi inhe rok lo Nhi to meri HISTORY me 1chapter or add ho jyega. 

BAWAL YE KR K JAYENGE SAWAL HUMSE PUCHHE JAYENGE

Boy Friend on phone:

Boy Friend on phone:
Hi dear muje teri bahut yaad aa rahi hai
I seriously miss u!

GF: Abhi to baat ki humne
BF: Arey phirse tuje hi lag gaya, Sorry!

What is your mother’s name?

Sweet Ans. by Child in School Interviewer:
Teacher: What is your mother’s name?
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
Bas..
pyar se MAA kehta hu.

SwamiG Mera Puja Me Mann Nai Lagta!

1 Bhakt Ashram Me Jake SwamiG Se-

SwamiG Mera Puja Me Mann Nai Lagta! 

Kya Karu? 

Swami:Us Puja Ko Mere Pass Bhejo 

Shayad Mera Man Lag jae!

Madam..Coolie Chahiye?

Platform Par Saaman Ke Dher Ke Sath
Baitha Dekh Kuli Ne Puchha-
Madam..Coolie Chahiye?
Mahila-
Nahi Mere PATI Hain Mere Sath.!!

Thakur ye mobile humko de de

Gabbar:Thakur ye mobile humko de de
.
.
Thakur:Dekh yr hath-pair ka mazak thik h,
mobile se majak masti nhi,
facebok chalu h or Bsnti online he. . !

Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya? .

Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho? 

Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya? . 

Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu . 

Girl : Kyu ? . 

Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye…

Teri mummy ko Btaunga.

Ldka-I LUV U
Ldki-sry main kisi or se pyarkrti hu
Ldka udas ho gya phr achanak bhagne laga or bola-
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.
Teri mummy ko Btaunga.
Ldki-Ruk Ja kamine i LUV U 2.

Every Girl Wants A Guy

Every Girl Wants A Guy
Who Hugs Her When They're Watching A ScaryOr Romantic Movie,
Who Gives Her His Jacket Even When He Himself Is Feeling Cold,
Who Will Always Be The One To Make Her Laugh,
Most Importantly He Will Love Her For Who She Is !
That Guy Is What Google Calls "No Result Found" ..

My eyes r filled with full of Tear..

My eyes r filled with full of Tear..
My heart burned with fire.
When u called me as a ' BROTHER '.

A perfect girl

A perfect girl
Doesn't bother,
Doesn't shout,
Doesn't flirt with others,
Doesn't lies,
Doesn't cheat,
.
.
.
And
.
.
Doesn't exists :p

Clappinggg!!

Announcement in a college:

Announcement in a college:
Students who have parked their vehicles in front of the gate. plz move their vehicles to the parking area!!

after 30 mints another announcements:
the 400 students who went to move 10 vehicles plz come back to the classes!
thats college life.

Nobody Knows Me, The Way U

Nobody Knows Me, The Way U
Do.
Nobody Can Read My Eyes, The
Way U See.
Nobody Can Feel My Soul, The Way
U Touch.
Nobody Owns My Heart, The Way
U Hold.
Nobody, But You ♥

Hold Me in Yewr Arms&Never Let Me Go,

Hold Me in Yewr Arms&Never Let Me Go,

Kiss Me On My Lips But, So Sweet&Slow..

Tell Me that Yew Love Me, But Only If It is True,

Now, Let Me Tell Yew Something., I'm So in Love with Yew...♥

Shayari For Boys;)

Shayari For Boys;)

Tou Arz KiYa Hai,
Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se,
Wah wah
Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se
Are Wah wah!
Lenkin In Hasino Ko Kaun Bachayega Ham Jaise Kaminooo seyyy!!!

Aaj kalke ladke laadkya apne pe

Aaj kalke ladke laadkya apne pe
Naaz karte hai
.
.
.
wah , wah ,

Aaj kalke ladke laadkya apne pe
Naaz karte hai
Wah , Wah ,
.
.
Grammer to Aata Nahi english
me baat karte HAI...

Ajab si halat hai tere janay ke bad

Ajab si halat hai tere janay ke bad,
Mujhe bhukh lagti nahin khana khanay ke bad,
Mere pass 2 hi samose the jo maine kha liye,
Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jane ke baad.

Girls,When a boy calls you cute he likes your face.

Girls,When a boy calls you cute he likes your face.
When he calls you hot he likes your body. 
When he calls you beautiful he likes your heart!

"Hurting Lines By a Facebook lover"

"Hurting Lines By a Facebook lover"

Doesn't Matter If U Don't Like My Status
.
.
.
.
.
.
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.
.
.
.
.
But Pls Don't UNLIKE after LIKE..
It Hurts like HELL..

Loving you is his life

Girls,A man truly loves you when missing you is his hobby, caring for you is his job and Loving you is his life.

After sHe Broke My Heart My Friends Asked

After sHe Broke My Heart My Friends Asked,

"How Many Reasons Do You Have To Still Like Her ?"
I Pointed To The Stars & Said"Start Counting."♥

GIRLS GETS 100% MARKS ONLY IN 2 SUBJECTS

GIRLS GETS 100% MARKS ONLY IN 2 SUBJECTS .......?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
IN MAKEUP & BREAKUP

Boys in school shy to sit with grls.

Boys in school shy to sit with grls.
.
.
.
.
.
.
in collge die to sit with grls

US DOLLAR iz increased to 55

US DOLLAR iz increased to 55 .. ??
.
.
.
Petrol iz increased to 78..
But Thank God

Passing marks are still 40..

New Generation driving test:

New Generation driving test:
Q: what do you do at a red light?
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.
.
.
.
.
Ans: I usually respond to texts, check my emails and see the updates on facebook

Translation in English:

Main kho gya hun tumhare pyar me tum b kho jao..

Translation in English:

"I'm lost in ur luv, U also "GET LOST"

Lab work

Lab work
Experiment no: 1
Aim: to disturb you.
Apparatus: mobile.
Procedure: 1) missed call. 2) Blank message. 3) Repeat 1& 2.
Result: you are disturbed.
Effect: I am happy.

Yaar,English Me 'Jhopdi' Ko Kya Kehte He

Sonu-Yaar,English Me 'Jhopdi' Ko Kya Kehte He

Monu-Hutt

Sonu-Abe,English Aati Nhi To Saaf Saaf Bol Na..hutt hutt kaya bol rahee..

"You are beautiful'

GirL to another girl: "You are beautiful'
Other girl: "Thank you, you are beautiful too"
&
BOY to another boy: "You are handsome"
Other boy: "Tu Gay to nahi hai na saale?"

Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h?

Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h?

Girl-Apna koi time nhi
jab dil kare so jati hu,
aur jab dil kare uth jati hu..

Boy-notty!
Tu bilkul mere 'kutte' pe gayi hai..;-)

♥ Tum Muje___ kitna pyar____ krti ho ♥

BF- ♥ Tum Muje___ kitna pyar____ krti ho ♥

GF- ♥ Chaha H jise chaht se zyada___ ♥ 
Samja H jise khud se zyada_____ ♥ 
Bharosa H jispe______ ♥ 
sabse zyada______ ♥ 
Tu hi H wo 
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"HARAMZADA"

Beta- Papa mujhe 180cc pulsar bike hi leni hai

Beta- Papa mujhe 180cc pulsar bike hi leni hai...
.
.
.
.
.
.
Baap- beta tu 180cc pulsar le ya 350cc ki bulet, 
picha tune 100cc ki scooty ka hi karna hai....

hhahaa

Girlfriend Called Her Boyfriend..!!

Girlfriend Called Her Boyfriend..!!
.
.
.
GF:Honey Where Are You?
BF:I'm At The Bank.
GF:Dear,Please I Need 3000
Rupees To Activate My BB,
5000 To Do My Hair And 
10,000 To Buy A Dress.
BF:Sorry,I Meant I Was At The
"Bank"Of A River..!! 
Machhi chahidi tenu Machhi..??

SANTA: Dekh lunga.

SANTA: Rasgulle hai?

DUKANDAAR: Nahi,!

SANTA: Dekh lunga.

DUKANDAAR (Gusse me): Kya dekh loge?

SANTA: Dusri dukaan me jakar dekh loonga!

Apni Girlfrnd ke samne dusri ladkiyo ko kaise dekhe?

Apni Girlfrnd ke samne dusri ladkiyo ko kaise dekhe?


Boy: Tum ne us ladki ko
dekha....Wo Kapde usko bilkul
suit nehi karte.....
Girl: Saale.... Tu toh
chahta hai k
ladkiyan kapde hi na
pehne !!

Moral: Ladki Ne Pehle Hi
Sprite Pee li thi

Teri biwi mere kabze me hai

Kidnaper: Teri biwi mere kabze me hai
 saboot ke taur par uski do ungliya bhijwa raha hoon
.
.
santa:sabut pakka nahi hai
.

.

.

.

Mundi bhej mundi.

Insaniyat se vishwas hi uth gya___

Chor Aaya,Tijori pr Likha tha
"Todne ki Zrurt Nhi,Button Dabaao,Khul Jyega"
Button Dabate hi Police Aa gyi.

Chor-"MAA KASAM___"
Insaniyat se vishwas hi uth gya___

A little Boy says to a Girl:

A little Boy says to a Girl:
:I LOVE U:
.
.
.
But
she says k wo kisi or ko chati hai.
.
.
the little boy looks down in sad
mood..
&
After few seconds looks up..
&
eyes Filled with tears and emotes
all his feeling by saying just a
single & most beautiful word ever:
.
.
.
.
.
KAmIniii

20-25 mint me Aa rha hu

Wife ne santa ko SMS kiya
Kitni der me Aa rhe ho?

santa ne Jawab me SMS kiya

20-25 mint me Aa rha hu,

Agr Der ho jaye to ye

SMS fir se Padh lena

A Doctor and Engineer Love Tha Same Girl.

A Doctor and Engineer Love Tha Same Girl.
Dr. Used to Give her a Rose
But
Engg. Used to Give her Apple Daily.

One day, Doctor Asks Why??

Engg: "An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away"..!!

Doctor Shocked , Engg. Rocks!!!

Main tumhare liye aag pe chal sakta hun

Hot joke..;D
.
.
Ladka - main tumhare liye aag pe chal sakta hun.. Angaaro se naha sakta hun..

Ladki - sooo sweet :)

kya tum mujhe abhi milne aa sakte ho..??

?
.
.
Ladka - Pagal ho kya!!
Dhoop dekhi hai.. Kitni tez hai!..

Boy sends friend request to Girl on Facebook :-

Boy sends friend request to Girl
on Facebook :-
Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ?
Boy :- Hasrat tumhari .......
Girl :- Chahte kya ho ?
Boy : Mohhabat tumhari ...... ...
Girl:- Pachtaoge tum ..........
Boy :- Kismat hamari .........
Girl :- Married hoon main ......
Boy: To Status single se hata
Manhoos Naari .,.

Tusi to Antryami ho

Jyotishi-Tera nam Santa h
Santa-Ji
Jotis-Tere 1 Ladka h, Tune abi 5kg Gehu kharida h.
Santa-Tusi to Antryami ho
Jotis-Gadhe, agli bar Kundli lana
RashanCard nhi

Do u know how to entertain

Do u know how to entertain
Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples
* PRESS DOWN *
>
<
>
* PRESS UP *

I want to kill the

I want to kill the
I want to kill the
SWEETEST,
SMARTEST,
CHARMING,
ATTRACTIVE &
GOOD LOOKING Person on earth,
but then I thought my friend ....
SUCIDE is a crime

MBA Ki Degree Di Jati He

MUBARAK HO
Msg Na Karne Par Apko

MBA Ki Degree Di Jati He


M.B.A


M-MEMBER OF
B-BHIKARI
A-ASSOCIATION

Ye Msg Tum dusre M.B.A. Ko

4wrd kar Dena.!

Sohni de nakhre sohne lagde

Sohni de nakhre sohne lagde

.


Sohni de nakhre sohne lagde
.
.


Kehndi
 ,,, (." )
      ,_/ ! ) ) _ , pooo poo poo pooo

Delete all "V"..! &see the magic

V,-- V/ ,-- V,-- V, --.
V '-. / V /-- /--V /--'V
--V' 'V- '-V- 'V-- /V V Well





Delete all "V"..! &see the magic

Really.!

Ok dear

Me School Me Padna Chahta hu.

Ek Gadhe ne Apne Malik se kaha-Me School Me Padna Chahta hu.

Malik Ne Uska Admision krwa Dia.

Us Gadhe Ne itna pda..itna pda 

K Aj Wo Malik ka SMS Pad rha h.

Pyar b 1 baar karte h

Hum 1 baar jite h,
1 baar marte h,
Pyar b 1 baar karte h,
Jab har kaam 1 baar karte h
to pata nahi apko miss hi kyu baar-baar karte hai...
Hv a gud time forevr

(OLD STORY) Vs (NEW STORY)

I luv walkin in rain bcz nobody knows i'm crying (OLD STORY)..

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I luv walking in FOG bcz no one knows I'm smoking! (NEW STORY)

Line maarne ke 3 mast tareeke

Line maarne ke 3 mast tareeke
.
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.
.
.
.
.
.
1. Pencil se.

2. Pen se.

3. Marker se!!

Kyu ! Tumne kya socha?

Beta pdhai pr dhyan do..!!

Sometimes I forget 2 say hi

Sometimes I forget 2 say hi,
I frgt 2 reply,
my msg doesn't reach u,
but it dsn't mean I frgt u.
I'm just giving u time 2 Miss me. ,

Happy "rainy day":-)

, ' , ' , ' , ' , '
, ' , '<o>' , ' '
, ' , ',( ), ' , ' ,
_ _ _/ /_ _ _



garmiyo ki pheli pheli baarishO ki bunde aapke naam...

happy "rainy day":-)

Jaisi marzi shakal bana lo.

(:-@) crying

(:->) angry

(:-/) bored

(B-)) proud

(:-() sad

(:-)) happy

(:-O) confused

(;-() sleepy

Jaisi marzi shakal bana lo.

MERE SmS To Aate rahege.

Kitana sona tenu rab ne banaya

Kitna sona tenu rab ne banaya

Wah

wah


Kitana sona tenu rab ne banaya


Wah

Wa


Mene tenu aakhri din bhi april full banaya. . . . !

Hahahaha

Latst PJ..

Latst PJ..

Kise pata aanewala kal kya paigaam layega..

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.

.

Wah,wah

.

.

.
Kise pata aanewala kal kya paigaam layega..
Volume kam kar pappa jag jayega.

Be positive always

The plus symbol is made with a pair of minus symbols..
All negative things can b shaped as positive
so b positive always and walk ahead in life..

"oye yaar kithe hai tu..!"

Be someone with a big broad smile
try to be happy all the while

...When things go wrong

don't get blue, Just smile n say

"oye yaar kithe hai tu..!"

Chand apko lori sunaye

Tare apka bistar sajaye,
chand apko lori sunaye,
ek dua hai khuda se,
ki aaj raat aap jo b pyara sa sapna dekho
wo haqiqat ban jaye.

SHUKRIYA BHAIJAN

GHAR KI GALI MENI PAN KI DUKAN,
DEVDAS NE DEKHI PARO KI MUSKAN,
DEVDAS NE KHILAYA PARO KO PAN,
KHAKAR PARO PYAR SE BOLI SHUKRIYA BHAIJAN.

Golden words:

Golden words:
When U are in light,everything will follow u.
 But when u enter dark,
even ur own shadow will not follow U.
Thats LifE..  

Diff between ignoranc & self control:

Difrnc btwn ignoranc & self control:
whn u c d miror,
u dont laugh,
datz IGNORANCE,

whn i Luk at u,
i also Dnt Laugh,
Datz SELF CONTROL

Mai to apne aangan mein baitha tha..

Dr. Ghayal marij se -jab car ek ladki chala rahi thi
toh tumhe sadak se dur chalna chahiye tha..
marij-kaisi sadak? mai to apne aangan mein baitha tha..

The best relationship is

The best relationship is not d 1
which is free frm problems n misundstanding.
Its d one where 1 sorry & a smile
can make evrythng perfect as before....:-)

Cup of tea.

      ""
  ;c("") sending cup of tea.
Humne socha akele chai pina acha nahi,
chalo saath mein pite hain...
Enjoy the tea with me
"Good morning"
Hv a nc dy

I wish moon always be full & bright

I wish moon always be full & bright.
And you always be cool & right.
Whenever you go to switch off the light.
Remember that i'm wishing you GOOD NIGHT....

Wo aye hum dekhte rahe

Wo aye hum dekhte rahe,
wo muskurae hum chup rhe,
wo bolte rhe hum khoe rhe,
par jab wo jane lage




..to hum chillae...
mam attendance to le lo!
pehle hi short hai.. ;)

Santa=Ye Scooty kb Li?

Santa=Ye Scooty kb Li?
Banta=Kal Raat 1 Ladki mujhe Scooty pe bahut dur le gayi,
sab kapde utar k boli-Jo chahiye le lo,
Main Scooty le Aaya.
Kapdo ka kya karta

Hamari Dosti us sitare se ho gayi

"Hamari Dosti us sitare se ho gayi,
Jise dekh kar savera ho jaye,
Socha chura lu us sitare ko aasman se,
Fir socha kahin aasmaan mein andhera na ho ja

ITz reaL...

ITz reaL...
Agr Aap Kahi Ja Rahe Hain...

Aur"Kaali Billi" Aap K Aage Se Guzar jay To iska Matlab Hai K. . .




"Kaali Billi" b Kahi Ja Rahi hai..!!

Hum to dula dulhan hai

Pagal khane me saare pagal dance kr rhe the,2 khamosh bethe the
Dr. ne socha ki vo thik ho gye
Dr. Tum dance nahi kar rahe ho
They said "hum to dula dulhan hai"

If Hollywood movies were made in Punjabiwood..

If Hollywood movies were made in Punjabiwood..
Jurrasic park- dinasour jatt da.

Mr.bean-gunga jatt.

Spiderman-jaale jatt de.

Superman- udd ja jatt.




Titanic- kashti jatt di.

Terminator-lohe da jatt kad dau watt.

Charlie's angels- jattiyan jatt dian.

Baby's day out- jatt da kaka pave syaapa

Education related songs:

Education related songs:
SCHOOL-Apni to pathshala masti ki pathshala.
TUTION-Idhar chala me udhar chala.
MATHS-Ajib dasta hai ye, kaha suru kaha khatam.
SCIENCE-Aa khusi se kudkhusi karle.
GEOGRAPHY-Musafir hu me yaro.
ECONOMICS-Q paisa-paisa karti hai,q paise pe tu marti hai.
EXAM-Zehrili rate ninde ud jati hai.
RESULT-Jiya dhadk dhadk jaye.
PASS-Aaj me upar asman niche.
FAIL-Jag suna suna lage..

I'm the sweetest in the world...

Honeybee said: I'm the sweetest in the world...

God laughed n said: Wait, u've not met the person reading dis sms!

Moral : Even God can crack jokes...:-D

Sitaron me aap hawaon me aap

Sitaron me aap

hawaon me aap

fizaon me aap

baharon me aap

dhoop me aap

chhaaon me aap

Sach hi suna hai k buri aatmao ka koi tikana nahi HOTA.ha ha ha:-).

Hume aisa LADKA chahiye jo kuch KHATA-PEETA NA ho

LADKi wale PANDiT ko:-"Hume aisa LADKA chahiye
jo kuch KHATA-PEETA NA ho.
 PANDiTJi :-"Aisa LADKA to phir
"I.C.U."
ya
"EMERGENCY WARD"
me hi milega.

HEALTH Tips:

HEALTH Tips:
> Answer the phone by left ear.
> Don't take medicine with cold water.
> Don't have heavy meals after 5 pm.
> Drink more water in the morning, less at night.
> Best sleeping time is from 10 pm to 4 am.
> Don't lie down immediately after taking medicine.
> When battery of mobile is downto last bar, don't answer the phone, as the radiation is 1000 times.
Forward this SMS to people you know.
Kindness costs nothing..

GIVE, TAKE N SHARE

Frnship's al bout 3 things in life.
GIVE, TAKE N SHARE




1.giv me a treat



2.take me 4 a movie.

N


3.share ur poket money vd me...
Hihihi;-)

Rs 2 Ka Coin

   .- "" -.
 (    2/-  )
  '- .... -'
Ye
Lo
Rs 2 Ka Coin ,
1rupay me sms kar lena or
1 rs. kiTOFFY
kha lena,hmare 7 rhoge to aise hi aish kroge.Gud9t

RECESSION:

RECESSION:
Santa apne baccho se: Jo raat ko khana nahi khaega use 5Rs doonga
Bachhe 5 Rs lekar so gaye Subah santa bola: Jo 5Rs dega usko hi nashta milega..;-)

Beggars In 2018:-

Beggars In 2018:-

Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de

MAN:- ye le meri MBA ki degree rakh le.

Beggar: Nahi chaiye, Tujhe chaiye to meri M.tech ki rkh le...

Dua me kisi ko mango

Kbi agr tm Dua me kisi ko mango
or wo tmko na mile,
to ye jan lena k khi koi or tme apne RAB se mang rha h..
aur uski mohabbat me tm se zyada shiddat hai..

Ladki Pasnd Hai,Shadi Kab Krni Hai?

Ladke Wale-Humko Ladki Pasnd H,Shadi Kb Krni H

Ladki Wale-Abhi To Ldki Stdy Kr Rhi H

Ladke Wale-To Humra Ldka Kon Sa Baccha H Jo Kitab Faad Dega

Ladki aur tea me hamesha 7 quality dekho

Ladki aur tea me hamesha 7 quality dekho
1.Garam ho
2.Colour sahi ho
3.Tez ho
4.Meethi ho
5.Doodh jyada ho
6.2 minute me taiyar ho jaye
7.Bed per mile...

Apki lovely 'FEELINGS' ne

Apki lovely 'FEELINGS' ne,
Mere charming 'HEART' ko,
itna 'EFFECT" kiya,
Maine sabko 'REJECT' karke,
'APKO' apna 'SPECIAL FRIEND' select kiya...

Is Dil ki hai ek "Condition"

Is Dil ki hai ek "Condition" jisme nahin kisi ko "Permission"
sirf Aap jaise Dost ko hai "Admission"
vo bhi bina "Donation" just Maintain Sweet" Relation".

If I kiss u & run

Boy-if I kiss u & run, what will u think?
Girl-I will think,
ek bevkuf jo pura paper attempt kar sakta tha,
sirf roll no. likh k bhag gaya....

Fursat Mile To Yaad Kijiyega

Hamari Kami Ka Ehsaas Kijiyega.
Fursat Mile To Yaad Kijiyega.
Hume To Aadat Hai Aapko Yaad Karne Ki
Agar Hichkiyan Aaye To Maaf Kijiyega.

Dost ek sahil h tufano k liye

Dost ek sahil h tufano k lye,
Dost ek aaina h armano k lye,
Dost ek mehfil h anjano k lye,
Dost ek chahat h aap Jaisa Dost paane k liye.

Why we close our eyes

Y do we close our eyes when we
Pray...
when we
Cry...
when we
Dream...
coz d most beautiful things in life r not seen but...
..."FelT BY HearT"

Apki Yaad To Ek Anmol Phool Hai

"Apki Yaad To Ek Anmol Phool Hai,
Hum Apko Bhul Jayenge Ye Apki Bhool hai, "
Koi Yaad Hume Na Kare Gila Nahi hai,
Hum Apno Ko Nahi Bhulte ye humara usool hai .

Himesh Reshmiya Ka Kutta Ghar Se Bhag Gaya

Himesh Reshmiya Ka Kutta Ghar Se Bhag Gaya.
Dusre Kutto N Pucha Tu q Bhaga.Kutta:
Sala Raat Ko Gane Ki Practice Khud Karta Hai,
Subah Log Mujhe Marte hai.

DUNIYA me 6 arab log rehte hai.

DUNIYA me 6 arab log rehte hai.
Lekin hum aapko hi sms kyu karte hai.
Shayad isliye ki..
Ye 5 arab 99 crore 99 lakh 99 hazar 999 log
aapki jagah nahi le sakte..

Old friends r gold.

Old friends r gold.
New friends may b diamond.
If u get diamond, don't forget the gold
because to hold a diamond you always need a base of gold....

3 nice thoughts-

3 nice thoughts-

"Kill the Tension before Tension Kills u".

"Reach ur Goal before Goal Kicks u".

"Live LIFE before LIFE Leaves u".

Chaho itna ki use bhulana muskil ho jaye

Jiyo itna ki marna muskil ho jaye

haso itna ki rona muskil ho jaye

kisi ko pana kismat ki baat h

magar chaho itna ki use bhulana muskil ho jaye.

Paas Najar Aayege

KHUSBU Ban Aapke Paas Bikhar Jayege,
Sukun Bankar"DIL" Me Utar Jayege,
Ak Baar Mehesus To Karke Dekhiye,
Dur Hote Hue Whi Paas Najar Aayege.

Pyar hume kabhi mila nhi

Pyar se hme koi gila nhi
kyunki pyar hme kabhi mila nhi,
hmne to ki h umar bhar dosti,
kyunki dosto se zyada pyar krne wala kabhi mila nhi...

Real friendship

Unredtsanding btewene
ecah ohter is rael fierndsihp,
eevn we hvae so mnay msitkase
lkie htis msseaeg,
btu i konw
u cna raed
wtihotu erorr.

Tod do sb tod do

Glas tute to kya awaj ati h..
CRSH


Nai yar

Mumy ki awaz ati h
Tod do sb tod do
Kmbkhto 1 b mat chodna
Tumare sasural wale aynge to roohafza lote me pilaungi.

Karni hai khuda se ek gujarish

Karni hai khuda se ek gujarish
ki Apki dosti ke siwa koi bandagi na mile,
har janam me mile dost apke jaisa
ya fir kabhi zindagi hi na mile. 

Har chaht k piche koi khani nahi hoti

Har sham kisi k liye suhani nhi hoti,
Har chaht k piche koi khani nahi hoti,
Kuch to asr hota h aatmao k mel ka,
Varna gori radha sanwle kanha ki diwani na Hoti.

Shaadi teri ho, suhagrat meri ho

"Shaadi teri ho, suhagrat meri ho,
wife teri ho, baho me meri ho,
khuda kare meri dosti itni gahri ho
ki baap tum bano, mehnet meri ho.

Tameez se baat karo..

LADKA ek ladki se:I Love You!
Ladki : Tameez se baat karo..
LADKA : Bismillah Hir rehman Nir Reheem
With respect i beg to say that I Love You Mohtarma.

Bhut masti ho gai yar

Wo konsa mazak hai Jo salo pehle bhi students krte the
aaj B karte hai or qayamat tak karte rhenge?


Bhut masti ho gai yar ab Kal Se Seriously Padhai krenge..:

Mere ghar aag lagi h

Sardar in fire brigade-
Lady called-"mere ghar aag lagi h"
Sardar-"pani dalo"
Lady-"dala,aag ni bujhi"
Sardar-"fir hum akar kya krenge,hum b to pani hi dalenge"

A BUNCH OF ROSES

@;>-->--
@;>-->--
@;>-->--
@;>-->--
A BUNCH OF ROSES
from me 2 congratulate
HAPPY FRNDSHIP DAY.

They r all same.....

Gud decision cums 4m experience
bt experience cums 4m bad decision
People laugh b'coz i m diffrnt
& i laugh b'coz dey r all same.....?

Atankwadi Ghatna

Isse badi Atankwadi Ghatna aur kya ho sakti hai?..

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Ki
poty dhone ke Lotay mai koi Tezaab daal gaya.
ho...

Never Break a Heart!

Beauty doesn't make Love,

But Love makes Beauty!

Break anything, But never Break a Heart!

Heart is like music, Play it but never Play with it...

CBI Raids,

CBI Raids,
Katrina kaif's House..

BathRoom- 20 Lacs Cash
StoreRoom- 50 Kg Gold
and BedRoom Full of


My Photos.!

naughty girl...
Diwani hai meri...

Arz kiya h!

Arz kiya h!

Udhar ap majboor baithe hai,
Idhar hum Khamosh baither hain.

Baat ho to kaise ho,
jab dono taraf 2 kanjoos baithe h...
Wah Wah !!

Knowledge makes you Great

Learning gives creativity .,.
Creativity leads to thinking.,.
Thinking provides knowledge....
And finally Knowledge makes you Great

Kabhi-Kabhi

Ajeeb lagti h
Sham
Kabhi-Kabhi,

Zindgi Lagti h
Bejaan
Kabhi-Kabhi.

Samaj
aye to Humein bhi
Bataana ke,

Kyon Karti h
Yadein Pareshan
Kabhi Kabhi..

Su-Par-Man.

Ek Kutta Raste Pe Su-Su Karta Hai
Ek Aadmi Us Su-Su Pe Khada Ho Jata Hai
To Us Aadmi Ko Aap Kya Kahenge?




















Su-Par-Man.

I luv stdyng.,

I luv stdyng.,
Unfortunatly,if i do study,d course gets finishd
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Hw can i finish smthng i love?
So i dnt study...njoy laziness...
pas 2 al who luv studying..:-D

HAPPY NAVRATRAS

May Maa Durga empower u n ur fmily wid her 9 Swarupa
of Name,Fame,Health,Wealth,Hapiness,Humanity, Educatn,Bhakti n Shakti.
HAPPY NAVRATRAS.

GIRL-nikalu kya?

A girl came in class with new slipper

BOY TOLD HER- chappal acche hai

GIRL-nikalu kya?

THEN ALL BOYS SHOUTED-
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Teri dress to or Bhi acchi hai...

Our Concept

Old Concept: "Do Or Die"
New Concept: "Do Before U Die"
Latest Concept: "Dont Die Until U Do"
Our Concept
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"koi batayega saala aakhir karna kya hai"...

"JANE NAHI DENGE TUJHE"

Snd dis 2 all idiots incldng me if i m,
to whom u wanna say-
 "JANE NAHI DENGE TUJHE"
n who hv bcum grt prt of ur lyf..:)
U r 1 of my idiots.... :-

Moti ladki

Agar kisi moti ladki Ko dekhkar seeti Bajao
Aur wo palatkar Vaapas aa jaye to Ise kya kahenge??
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GOL MAAL RETURNS...

Madam JUICE bana rahi ho kya?

Mallika sheravat ko MIXER pe kaam karte dekh k
naukar bola: "Madam JUICE bana rahi ho kya?"
Mallika:" NA re baba!
main to apne kapde dho rahi hu...!! ";-)

PAGAL HONE KA SARAL TARIKA????

PAGAL HONE KA SARAL TARIKA????
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KYA BAAT HAI PAGAL HONE KA ITNA SHOK HAI
KI TARIKA DUNDH RAHE HO,
KAMAAL HAI
u r gr8

Docter mere lips pe infection ho gya hai?

Girl: Docter mere lips pe infection ho gya hai?
Docter: Kiss kitni bar karti ho?
Girl: saal mai 1 baar.
Docter: Infection nahin, JUNG lag gya hai....

tang karne k 7 tarike.

Kisi ko tang karne k 7 tarike.
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Ye to pahla hai
6 kabhi aur..

What is "Swine flu"

What is "Swine flu"
S-sweet
W-wine
In-in the
E-evening with a
F-friend
L-like
U-you
Hai na acchi bimari "swine flu".spread it to all friends.......

Haste rahe aap hazaro k beech

Haste rahe aap hazaro k beech,
jaise hansta hai phool baharo k beech,
roshan rahe ap duniya me aise,
jaise rehta h chand sitaro k beech.  

1 SMS enough to Keep Relations in Touch!

1 stone is enough to break a Glass..
1 sentence enough 2 break a Heart..
1 second enough to fall in Love..
And 1 SMS enough to Keep Relations in Touch!

Two friends, JO & WO

There were two friends, JO & WO.
One day JO got Frightened seeing a Snake & suddenly WO Died.

Now why did WO die?

Bcoz....








JO Darr Geya, WO
Marr Geya.

Thandi-Thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhana

Thandi-Thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhana,
Wa...wa...
Thandi-Thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhana,

BANDAR b msg padh raha hai,
kya EDUCATED hua zamana ..

Line maarne ke 3 mast tareeke

Line maarne ke 3 mast tareeke

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1. Pencil se.
2. Pen se.
3. Marker se !!
Easy na...
Ab thnx keh kr shrminda mt karna.

Diff b/w B.sc and B.techques.

Diff b/w B.sc and B.techques..
B.sc-wat is ur name?(10 Mrks)

B.Tech-wat is ur name n WHY?
Give rsn.
Does it suit 2 ur personlty?
criticaly examine? (2Mrks)!

Heart touching lines by chain smoker:

Heart touching lines by chain smoker:
''I trust cigarates more than girls.
Because,i'm ready to damage my lungs
but not my heart''!!

SMS Karne k 4 fayde

SMS Karne k 4 fayde hai-
1) Mobile ko jang nahi lagta hai.
2) Timepass ho jata hai
3) Jise sms karo wo bi khush
4)Kon kon kanjus hai pata chal jata he.

FRIEND Is heart of life !

BIRTH is start of life,
BEAUTY Is art of life,
LOVE Is part of life,
DEATH is last of life, but

FRIEND Is heart of life !

Khidki Mai Parde Lagwa Do

Patni- Khidki Mai Parde Lagwa Do
Naya Padosi Muje Dekhne Ki Koshish Krta Hai..
Pati- 1 Bar Thik Se Dekh Lene De
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Wo Khud Parde Lagwa Lega.:-)

Kasam se....

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kasam se mujhe bhi khali hi mila tha. Ha hA

INNOCENCE at peak:

INNOCENCE at peak:
Class 6 boy proposed to Class 10 girl
Boy- I luv u
Girl- Stupid Im older than u
Boy- I m madly in love wid u
Girl- Get lost
Boy- Didi please na

Arrey Sameer !!

Arrey Sameer !!
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Bachpan me dekha
tha, lollipop khata tha, choti chaddi pehenta tha,baddi
shararat karta tha...!
Yaad aaya..??
(Golmaal)
BAKRA...:)
Ha Ha ha

Nice lines by A.R.Rahman -

Nice lines by A.R.Rahman -
"U are born without anything
but u die wit ur name.
So dat name must not b a letter.
It must b a History."

Khubsurti to andar se hoti hai

Khubsurti ye nahi k naye kapde,joote,goggle,pehno,Smart nazar aao.
Balki khubsurti to andar se hoti hai.
"Inner beauty"
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Isliye CHADDI Rangeen pehna karo..!

Humse kabhi roothna nahi

"Raahat" bhi dosto se milti hai,
"Chaahat" bhi dosto se milti hai,
Humse kabhi roothna nahi
kyunki "MUSKURAHAT" bhi sirf dosto se milti hai ...

2-4 Msg to Bhej Do.

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(._0___:="'"""\| I:I:I
Aapka SMS Lane Ke Liye Apna Private Helicopter Bheja hai.
Itna Kharcha Kiya hai Maine,
Ab2-4 Msg to Bhej Do.

Wat is India?

Wat is India?
A Nation wer Pizza reachs home Faster thn Ambulance & Police..

Wer U get Car Loan @ 5% bt Educatn Loan @ 12%..

Wer Rice is Rs.40 bt Sim card is free..

Wer peopl stndng at tea stal readng an article abt child labour frm newspaper n say "yaar bacho se kaam karwane walo ko to fansi par chada dena chahiye'' n then they shout ''Oye CHOTU 2 chai la''

This is our INDIA
Incredible India..

Frndship never ends

Frndship never speaks in loud volume

It never demands any proof

It never has happy ending too

Simply b'cos it never ends when friends r true.

GOLDEN WORDS said By Rakhi Sawant

GOLDEN WORDS said By
the great and legendary philosopher,
Rakhi Sawant
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"Rape is not a Crime Its just a surprise sex'' :-)

Bhojpuri ishq

Bhojpuri ishq-

Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,

hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,

Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhaile rahe,

tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib

Yaadein.!

 .--,!"""""""""""""!/ - ,! Yaadein.!
"-O-'"""'""""O'O"-"



Pura Truck Yaadon Se Full Karke Bhej diya hai

Kabhi Ye Mat Kehna Ki Yaad Nahi krta.

Bhookhe hi S0 JAYENGE.

Aaj agr Apka SMS Aayega

 to hi hum ROTI khayenge.

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VARNA.

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PANIR-PRATHA, 

KASMIRI PULAO, 

PIZZA,CHICKEN RICE 

k Baad Ice-Cream kha k 

Bhookhe hi S0 JAYENGE.

She is hot !

She is hot !
She is sweet !
She always Needs A lip 4 kiss!
Whole world is Mad 4 her !
Who ?
Who is she ?
Do you know
Answer=Tea.Chai piyo Mast jio.
gud morng

Tumhe kal phansi di jayegi.

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon :D

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I wil tel you wonderful meanings from dis...
Reply me fast. Plz.



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 hi... Hi... Ban gaye na budhoo.. April fool !

DIN ME kya karte the?

Galileo used2stdy in smal lamp
Graham bell usd2stdy in candle
Shkspeare usd2 stdy in street lite


Muje ye samaj nh ata
SAALE DIN ME kya ladkia chedte the?

I miss you

I heard some one whisper ur name
but when i turned around to c who it was
i notice that i was alone
then i realize it ws my heart
telling that i miss you :)

Rajnikant thought of making a website

Once again, Rajnikant thought of making a website on whatever he knows...
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Of course the site is...
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(-: ...WIKIPEDIA... :-)

LE ab KHA Apple!!!

Apple=Vitamin
Vitamins=Power
Power=Work
Work=Money
Money=Girlfriend
Girlfriend=Tension
Tension=Heart Attack
Heart Attack=Death


LE ab KHA Apple!!!

Rajnikant's Pencil Broke

Once Rajnikant's Pencil Broke While Writing CAT Exam.
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Guess What??
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From Next Year,
CAT Became Online!

Help me

I am so confused people help me
If Dharam Pita is not real father
Dharam Bhai is not real Bro
Dharam Behen is not real Sis
Then why Dharam Patni is Real Wife........

A new one everyday

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in your hands all day.
Husband: Really! but you probably did not realize that I am not reading the same newspaper each day!

but a new one everyday
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Ooops

Just let me count

Husband to Wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?
Wife stays silent for a bit
Husband wondering: why you silent....??
Wife : just let me count darling :)