Nothing ka kiya matlb hai?

Pathan : Nothing ka kiya matlb hai?

Frnd : kuch nahi

Pathan : o yaraa aesa nai hota
yar jb b koi word banta hai
toh us ka koi matlb b hota hai :-)}

McDonald’s chale...?

Girl: McDonald’s chale...?
Boy: Spelling bolo to hi jayenge.
.
Girl: 1 kam karo KFC chalte h...
Boy: KFC ka Fullform bolo
.
Girl: Rehne de kamine, samosa hi khila de....

Boy n girl on fb

Boy n girl on fb

girl:- “u never smile na??”

boy:-“hw can u say dis??”
...
girl:-“ur smiling pics r mising here”

boy:-“ok then …do u bath daily??”

girl:-“ya ofcorse..y u asking??”

boy:-“no, I hvnt seen .any pic….”

Girl- mere b'day par bahut costly gift dena.

Girl- mere b'day par bahut costly gift dena.
Boy-ok.

on the b'day.....
Boy- your gift....
Girl- how sweet!!!!!:):).
.
.
.
is mein kya hai.............?????

Boy- petrol mein tale paneer ke
pakore...!!!!!

BAWAL YE KR K JAYENGE

ANNA HAZARE ko dhekh kr 4 Yrs ka Baccha bola- 

Koi inhe rok lo Nhi to meri HISTORY me 1chapter or add ho jyega. 

BAWAL YE KR K JAYENGE SAWAL HUMSE PUCHHE JAYENGE

Boy Friend on phone:

Boy Friend on phone:
Hi dear muje teri bahut yaad aa rahi hai
I seriously miss u!

GF: Abhi to baat ki humne
BF: Arey phirse tuje hi lag gaya, Sorry!

What is your mother’s name?

Sweet Ans. by Child in School Interviewer:
Teacher: What is your mother’s name?
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
Bas..
pyar se MAA kehta hu.

SwamiG Mera Puja Me Mann Nai Lagta!

1 Bhakt Ashram Me Jake SwamiG Se-

SwamiG Mera Puja Me Mann Nai Lagta! 

Kya Karu? 

Swami:Us Puja Ko Mere Pass Bhejo 

Shayad Mera Man Lag jae!

Madam..Coolie Chahiye?

Platform Par Saaman Ke Dher Ke Sath
Baitha Dekh Kuli Ne Puchha-
Madam..Coolie Chahiye?
Mahila-
Nahi Mere PATI Hain Mere Sath.!!

Thakur ye mobile humko de de

Gabbar:Thakur ye mobile humko de de
.
.
Thakur:Dekh yr hath-pair ka mazak thik h,
mobile se majak masti nhi,
facebok chalu h or Bsnti online he. . !

Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya? .

Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho? 

Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya? . 

Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu . 

Girl : Kyu ? . 

Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye…

Teri mummy ko Btaunga.

Ldka-I LUV U
Ldki-sry main kisi or se pyarkrti hu
Ldka udas ho gya phr achanak bhagne laga or bola-
.
.
.
.
.
Teri mummy ko Btaunga.
Ldki-Ruk Ja kamine i LUV U 2.

Every Girl Wants A Guy

Every Girl Wants A Guy
Who Hugs Her When They're Watching A ScaryOr Romantic Movie,
Who Gives Her His Jacket Even When He Himself Is Feeling Cold,
Who Will Always Be The One To Make Her Laugh,
Most Importantly He Will Love Her For Who She Is !
That Guy Is What Google Calls "No Result Found" ..

My eyes r filled with full of Tear..

My eyes r filled with full of Tear..
My heart burned with fire.
When u called me as a ' BROTHER '.

A perfect girl

A perfect girl
Doesn't bother,
Doesn't shout,
Doesn't flirt with others,
Doesn't lies,
Doesn't cheat,
.
.
.
And
.
.
Doesn't exists :p

Clappinggg!!

Announcement in a college:

Announcement in a college:
Students who have parked their vehicles in front of the gate. plz move their vehicles to the parking area!!

after 30 mints another announcements:
the 400 students who went to move 10 vehicles plz come back to the classes!
thats college life.

Nobody Knows Me, The Way U

Nobody Knows Me, The Way U
Do.
Nobody Can Read My Eyes, The
Way U See.
Nobody Can Feel My Soul, The Way
U Touch.
Nobody Owns My Heart, The Way
U Hold.
Nobody, But You ♥

Hold Me in Yewr Arms&Never Let Me Go,

Hold Me in Yewr Arms&Never Let Me Go,

Kiss Me On My Lips But, So Sweet&Slow..

Tell Me that Yew Love Me, But Only If It is True,

Now, Let Me Tell Yew Something., I'm So in Love with Yew...♥

Shayari For Boys;)

Shayari For Boys;)

Tou Arz KiYa Hai,
Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se,
Wah wah
Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se
Are Wah wah!
Lenkin In Hasino Ko Kaun Bachayega Ham Jaise Kaminooo seyyy!!!

Aaj kalke ladke laadkya apne pe

Aaj kalke ladke laadkya apne pe
Naaz karte hai
.
.
.
wah , wah ,

Aaj kalke ladke laadkya apne pe
Naaz karte hai
Wah , Wah ,
.
.
Grammer to Aata Nahi english
me baat karte HAI...

Ajab si halat hai tere janay ke bad

Ajab si halat hai tere janay ke bad,
Mujhe bhukh lagti nahin khana khanay ke bad,
Mere pass 2 hi samose the jo maine kha liye,
Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jane ke baad.

Girls,When a boy calls you cute he likes your face.

Girls,When a boy calls you cute he likes your face.
When he calls you hot he likes your body. 
When he calls you beautiful he likes your heart!

"Hurting Lines By a Facebook lover"

"Hurting Lines By a Facebook lover"

Doesn't Matter If U Don't Like My Status
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
But Pls Don't UNLIKE after LIKE..
It Hurts like HELL..

Loving you is his life

Girls,A man truly loves you when missing you is his hobby, caring for you is his job and Loving you is his life.

After sHe Broke My Heart My Friends Asked

After sHe Broke My Heart My Friends Asked,

"How Many Reasons Do You Have To Still Like Her ?"
I Pointed To The Stars & Said"Start Counting."♥

GIRLS GETS 100% MARKS ONLY IN 2 SUBJECTS

GIRLS GETS 100% MARKS ONLY IN 2 SUBJECTS .......?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
IN MAKEUP & BREAKUP

Boys in school shy to sit with grls.

Boys in school shy to sit with grls.
.
.
.
.
.
.
in collge die to sit with grls

US DOLLAR iz increased to 55

US DOLLAR iz increased to 55 .. ??
.
.
.
Petrol iz increased to 78..
But Thank God

Passing marks are still 40..

New Generation driving test:

New Generation driving test:
Q: what do you do at a red light?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ans: I usually respond to texts, check my emails and see the updates on facebook

Translation in English:

Main kho gya hun tumhare pyar me tum b kho jao..

Translation in English:

"I'm lost in ur luv, U also "GET LOST"

Lab work

Lab work
Experiment no: 1
Aim: to disturb you.
Apparatus: mobile.
Procedure: 1) missed call. 2) Blank message. 3) Repeat 1& 2.
Result: you are disturbed.
Effect: I am happy.

Yaar,English Me 'Jhopdi' Ko Kya Kehte He

Sonu-Yaar,English Me 'Jhopdi' Ko Kya Kehte He

Monu-Hutt

Sonu-Abe,English Aati Nhi To Saaf Saaf Bol Na..hutt hutt kaya bol rahee..

"You are beautiful'

GirL to another girl: "You are beautiful'
Other girl: "Thank you, you are beautiful too"
&
BOY to another boy: "You are handsome"
Other boy: "Tu Gay to nahi hai na saale?"

Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h?

Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h?

Girl-Apna koi time nhi
jab dil kare so jati hu,
aur jab dil kare uth jati hu..

Boy-notty!
Tu bilkul mere 'kutte' pe gayi hai..;-)

♥ Tum Muje___ kitna pyar____ krti ho ♥

BF- ♥ Tum Muje___ kitna pyar____ krti ho ♥

GF- ♥ Chaha H jise chaht se zyada___ ♥ 
Samja H jise khud se zyada_____ ♥ 
Bharosa H jispe______ ♥ 
sabse zyada______ ♥ 
Tu hi H wo 
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"HARAMZADA"

Beta- Papa mujhe 180cc pulsar bike hi leni hai

Beta- Papa mujhe 180cc pulsar bike hi leni hai...
.
.
.
.
.
.
Baap- beta tu 180cc pulsar le ya 350cc ki bulet, 
picha tune 100cc ki scooty ka hi karna hai....

hhahaa

Girlfriend Called Her Boyfriend..!!

Girlfriend Called Her Boyfriend..!!
.
.
.
GF:Honey Where Are You?
BF:I'm At The Bank.
GF:Dear,Please I Need 3000
Rupees To Activate My BB,
5000 To Do My Hair And 
10,000 To Buy A Dress.
BF:Sorry,I Meant I Was At The
"Bank"Of A River..!! 
Machhi chahidi tenu Machhi..??

SANTA: Dekh lunga.

SANTA: Rasgulle hai?

DUKANDAAR: Nahi,!

SANTA: Dekh lunga.

DUKANDAAR (Gusse me): Kya dekh loge?

SANTA: Dusri dukaan me jakar dekh loonga!

Apni Girlfrnd ke samne dusri ladkiyo ko kaise dekhe?

Apni Girlfrnd ke samne dusri ladkiyo ko kaise dekhe?


Boy: Tum ne us ladki ko
dekha....Wo Kapde usko bilkul
suit nehi karte.....
Girl: Saale.... Tu toh
chahta hai k
ladkiyan kapde hi na
pehne !!

Moral: Ladki Ne Pehle Hi
Sprite Pee li thi

Teri biwi mere kabze me hai

Kidnaper: Teri biwi mere kabze me hai
 saboot ke taur par uski do ungliya bhijwa raha hoon
.
.
santa:sabut pakka nahi hai
.

.

.

.

Mundi bhej mundi.

Insaniyat se vishwas hi uth gya___

Chor Aaya,Tijori pr Likha tha
"Todne ki Zrurt Nhi,Button Dabaao,Khul Jyega"
Button Dabate hi Police Aa gyi.

Chor-"MAA KASAM___"
Insaniyat se vishwas hi uth gya___

A little Boy says to a Girl:

A little Boy says to a Girl:
:I LOVE U:
.
.
.
But
she says k wo kisi or ko chati hai.
.
.
the little boy looks down in sad
mood..
&
After few seconds looks up..
&
eyes Filled with tears and emotes
all his feeling by saying just a
single & most beautiful word ever:
.
.
.
.
.
KAmIniii

20-25 mint me Aa rha hu

Wife ne santa ko SMS kiya
Kitni der me Aa rhe ho?

santa ne Jawab me SMS kiya

20-25 mint me Aa rha hu,

Agr Der ho jaye to ye

SMS fir se Padh lena

A Doctor and Engineer Love Tha Same Girl.

A Doctor and Engineer Love Tha Same Girl.
Dr. Used to Give her a Rose
But
Engg. Used to Give her Apple Daily.

One day, Doctor Asks Why??

Engg: "An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away"..!!

Doctor Shocked , Engg. Rocks!!!

Main tumhare liye aag pe chal sakta hun

Hot joke..;D
.
.
Ladka - main tumhare liye aag pe chal sakta hun.. Angaaro se naha sakta hun..

Ladki - sooo sweet :)

kya tum mujhe abhi milne aa sakte ho..??

?
.
.
Ladka - Pagal ho kya!!
Dhoop dekhi hai.. Kitni tez hai!..

Boy sends friend request to Girl on Facebook :-

Boy sends friend request to Girl
on Facebook :-
Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ?
Boy :- Hasrat tumhari .......
Girl :- Chahte kya ho ?
Boy : Mohhabat tumhari ...... ...
Girl:- Pachtaoge tum ..........
Boy :- Kismat hamari .........
Girl :- Married hoon main ......
Boy: To Status single se hata
Manhoos Naari .,.

Tusi to Antryami ho

Jyotishi-Tera nam Santa h
Santa-Ji
Jotis-Tere 1 Ladka h, Tune abi 5kg Gehu kharida h.
Santa-Tusi to Antryami ho
Jotis-Gadhe, agli bar Kundli lana
RashanCard nhi