Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h?

Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h?

Girl-Apna koi time nhi
jab dil kare so jati hu,
aur jab dil kare uth jati hu..

Boy-notty!
Tu bilkul mere 'kutte' pe gayi hai..;-)

♥ Tum Muje___ kitna pyar____ krti ho ♥

BF- ♥ Tum Muje___ kitna pyar____ krti ho ♥

GF- ♥ Chaha H jise chaht se zyada___ ♥ 
Samja H jise khud se zyada_____ ♥ 
Bharosa H jispe______ ♥ 
sabse zyada______ ♥ 
Tu hi H wo 
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"HARAMZADA"

Beta- Papa mujhe 180cc pulsar bike hi leni hai

Beta- Papa mujhe 180cc pulsar bike hi leni hai...
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Baap- beta tu 180cc pulsar le ya 350cc ki bulet, 
picha tune 100cc ki scooty ka hi karna hai....

hhahaa

Girlfriend Called Her Boyfriend..!!

Girlfriend Called Her Boyfriend..!!
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GF:Honey Where Are You?
BF:I'm At The Bank.
GF:Dear,Please I Need 3000
Rupees To Activate My BB,
5000 To Do My Hair And 
10,000 To Buy A Dress.
BF:Sorry,I Meant I Was At The
"Bank"Of A River..!! 
Machhi chahidi tenu Machhi..??

SANTA: Dekh lunga.

SANTA: Rasgulle hai?

DUKANDAAR: Nahi,!

SANTA: Dekh lunga.

DUKANDAAR (Gusse me): Kya dekh loge?

SANTA: Dusri dukaan me jakar dekh loonga!

Apni Girlfrnd ke samne dusri ladkiyo ko kaise dekhe?

Apni Girlfrnd ke samne dusri ladkiyo ko kaise dekhe?


Boy: Tum ne us ladki ko
dekha....Wo Kapde usko bilkul
suit nehi karte.....
Girl: Saale.... Tu toh
chahta hai k
ladkiyan kapde hi na
pehne !!

Moral: Ladki Ne Pehle Hi
Sprite Pee li thi

Teri biwi mere kabze me hai

Kidnaper: Teri biwi mere kabze me hai
 saboot ke taur par uski do ungliya bhijwa raha hoon
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santa:sabut pakka nahi hai
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Mundi bhej mundi.

Insaniyat se vishwas hi uth gya___

Chor Aaya,Tijori pr Likha tha
"Todne ki Zrurt Nhi,Button Dabaao,Khul Jyega"
Button Dabate hi Police Aa gyi.

Chor-"MAA KASAM___"
Insaniyat se vishwas hi uth gya___

A little Boy says to a Girl:

A little Boy says to a Girl:
:I LOVE U:
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But
she says k wo kisi or ko chati hai.
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the little boy looks down in sad
mood..
&
After few seconds looks up..
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eyes Filled with tears and emotes
all his feeling by saying just a
single & most beautiful word ever:
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KAmIniii

20-25 mint me Aa rha hu

Wife ne santa ko SMS kiya
Kitni der me Aa rhe ho?

santa ne Jawab me SMS kiya

20-25 mint me Aa rha hu,

Agr Der ho jaye to ye

SMS fir se Padh lena

A Doctor and Engineer Love Tha Same Girl.

A Doctor and Engineer Love Tha Same Girl.
Dr. Used to Give her a Rose
But
Engg. Used to Give her Apple Daily.

One day, Doctor Asks Why??

Engg: "An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away"..!!

Doctor Shocked , Engg. Rocks!!!

Main tumhare liye aag pe chal sakta hun

Hot joke..;D
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Ladka - main tumhare liye aag pe chal sakta hun.. Angaaro se naha sakta hun..

Ladki - sooo sweet :)

kya tum mujhe abhi milne aa sakte ho..??

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Ladka - Pagal ho kya!!
Dhoop dekhi hai.. Kitni tez hai!..

Boy sends friend request to Girl on Facebook :-

Boy sends friend request to Girl
on Facebook :-
Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ?
Boy :- Hasrat tumhari .......
Girl :- Chahte kya ho ?
Boy : Mohhabat tumhari ...... ...
Girl:- Pachtaoge tum ..........
Boy :- Kismat hamari .........
Girl :- Married hoon main ......
Boy: To Status single se hata
Manhoos Naari .,.

Tusi to Antryami ho

Jyotishi-Tera nam Santa h
Santa-Ji
Jotis-Tere 1 Ladka h, Tune abi 5kg Gehu kharida h.
Santa-Tusi to Antryami ho
Jotis-Gadhe, agli bar Kundli lana
RashanCard nhi

Do u know how to entertain

Do u know how to entertain
Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples
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