Nothing ka kiya matlb hai?

Pathan : Nothing ka kiya matlb hai?

Frnd : kuch nahi

Pathan : o yaraa aesa nai hota
yar jb b koi word banta hai
toh us ka koi matlb b hota hai :-)}

McDonald’s chale...?

Girl: McDonald’s chale...?
Boy: Spelling bolo to hi jayenge.
.
Girl: 1 kam karo KFC chalte h...
Boy: KFC ka Fullform bolo
.
Girl: Rehne de kamine, samosa hi khila de....

Boy n girl on fb

Boy n girl on fb

girl:- “u never smile na??”

boy:-“hw can u say dis??”
...
girl:-“ur smiling pics r mising here”

boy:-“ok then …do u bath daily??”

girl:-“ya ofcorse..y u asking??”

boy:-“no, I hvnt seen .any pic….”

Girl- mere b'day par bahut costly gift dena.

Girl- mere b'day par bahut costly gift dena.
Boy-ok.

on the b'day.....
Boy- your gift....
Girl- how sweet!!!!!:):).
.
.
.
is mein kya hai.............?????

Boy- petrol mein tale paneer ke
pakore...!!!!!

BAWAL YE KR K JAYENGE

ANNA HAZARE ko dhekh kr 4 Yrs ka Baccha bola- 

Koi inhe rok lo Nhi to meri HISTORY me 1chapter or add ho jyega. 

BAWAL YE KR K JAYENGE SAWAL HUMSE PUCHHE JAYENGE

Boy Friend on phone:

Boy Friend on phone:
Hi dear muje teri bahut yaad aa rahi hai
I seriously miss u!

GF: Abhi to baat ki humne
BF: Arey phirse tuje hi lag gaya, Sorry!

What is your mother’s name?

Sweet Ans. by Child in School Interviewer:
Teacher: What is your mother’s name?
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
Bas..
pyar se MAA kehta hu.

SwamiG Mera Puja Me Mann Nai Lagta!

1 Bhakt Ashram Me Jake SwamiG Se-

SwamiG Mera Puja Me Mann Nai Lagta! 

Kya Karu? 

Swami:Us Puja Ko Mere Pass Bhejo 

Shayad Mera Man Lag jae!

Madam..Coolie Chahiye?

Platform Par Saaman Ke Dher Ke Sath
Baitha Dekh Kuli Ne Puchha-
Madam..Coolie Chahiye?
Mahila-
Nahi Mere PATI Hain Mere Sath.!!

Thakur ye mobile humko de de

Gabbar:Thakur ye mobile humko de de
.
.
Thakur:Dekh yr hath-pair ka mazak thik h,
mobile se majak masti nhi,
facebok chalu h or Bsnti online he. . !

Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya? .

Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho? 

Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya? . 

Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu . 

Girl : Kyu ? . 

Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye…

Teri mummy ko Btaunga.

Ldka-I LUV U
Ldki-sry main kisi or se pyarkrti hu
Ldka udas ho gya phr achanak bhagne laga or bola-
.
.
.
.
.
Teri mummy ko Btaunga.
Ldki-Ruk Ja kamine i LUV U 2.

Every Girl Wants A Guy

Every Girl Wants A Guy
Who Hugs Her When They're Watching A ScaryOr Romantic Movie,
Who Gives Her His Jacket Even When He Himself Is Feeling Cold,
Who Will Always Be The One To Make Her Laugh,
Most Importantly He Will Love Her For Who She Is !
That Guy Is What Google Calls "No Result Found" ..

My eyes r filled with full of Tear..

My eyes r filled with full of Tear..
My heart burned with fire.
When u called me as a ' BROTHER '.

A perfect girl

A perfect girl
Doesn't bother,
Doesn't shout,
Doesn't flirt with others,
Doesn't lies,
Doesn't cheat,
.
.
.
And
.
.
Doesn't exists :p

Clappinggg!!